When I dropped the kids at the gym nursery today, I told the staff that the kids couldn't eat anything other than what I brought for them (they sometimes share animal crackers with my friend's little girl). I explained that it's Passover, so they can't have any bread products.
Then one of the ladies who works there asks, "What about eggs and Easter candy? Will they be able to eat them for Easter on Sunday?"
Um...ahhhh...what part of "Jewish" don't we understand?