One girl said, "So my parents can go on dates while I'm here for 2 hours."
Another said, "So my mom can clean without us in her way."
My daughters both said, "So we can teach our parents because they've forgotten all the Hebrew they ever learned."
At the end of class they added, "And so we can read Torah."
Nice save, kids. And hey, thanks for not throwing us under the bus like your friends did with their parents.