I don't want to hear about babies! I don't want to hear about pregnancy. I don't want to hear about birth. I don't care who you are. I don't care how bad/wonderful of a time you had/are having.
I don't want to hear about it.
Those who know/love me should realize these discussions are NOT a good idea on any day, but TODAY they are a really bad idea for oh so many reasons.
If you're happy, then I'm thrilled for you, but I just need a break.
Please, PLEASE, can we pick a different topic?
P.S. backstory can be found here.