Him Gym. Gym is after him.

Yeah, I tweaked a line from Dr. Seuss' _Hop On Pop_. I thought it was clever. I may be alone, though.

Tomorrow is gym day.

Pardon me while I slap my hands against my cheek and make my best McCauley Culkin face.
AHHHHHHHHHH

• Am I excited? Yep. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life (nods to S.).
• Am I ready? Absolutely. I've been ready to lose the weight for months now.
• Am I prepared? Gym clothes? Check. Sneakers? Check (somewhere around here). Cool Fragle Rock socks? Check. Thanks to the same S. I nodded at a minute again.
• Am I terrified? Hell yeah!