On the way home from the aforementioned picnic, the girls were exhausted, but refused to JUST FALL THE HELL ASLEEP ALREADY. When we were nearly home, we passed some trucks working on the side of the road. They had those blinking yellow lights. These caught the girls' eyes.
Girl2 asked, "What are they doing?"
I replied in a rather harsh tone, "They're waiting for you to fall asleep."
Was that evil of me?