Today, we hit the mall in search of a Chanukah gift for dh. Yes, tonight is the first night, but I had yet to get/make him a single gift.
While in Hot Topic, Girl1 pointed at something behind me and announced, "Daddy has that."
The sales girl snickered.
I asked, "What does daddy have?"
I turned around to see handcuffs.
Then we left...quickly.