Your customized break up song

I heard this on the radio the other day. It cracked me up. So I must share.

You add a name (it has to be on the list, though) and then you pick two reasons to break up (from a drop-down menu).

I've heard cheap, ugly, and fat and they all had me gasping for breath because I was laughing so hard.

This is hysterical.

Da break up song