I'm still laughing over this one.
The Cell Reception Is Atrocious
Frustrated mom: For the love of G-d, stop crying! If you don't stop, I'm going to shove you back in my uterus, close my legs, and never let you out!
Crying little boy: No! I don't like it in there!
San Francisco, California
via Overheard Everywhere, Nov 29, 2007