Dear Mother-in-law,
Your daughter-in-law does not want to hear about the frequency and/or schedule at which you defecate.
She most definitely does NOT want you to announce that you are about to do so.
If you find yourself talking at length about such topics (at a restaurant, no less) and you notice said daughter-in-law is cringing and/or turning away, please do not, under any circumstances continue to torture her with such disgusting subjects.
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That woman never ceases to amaze me. She wants to be a rich high society type? She makes the Unsinkable Molly Brown look like English Royalty!!!!! Are there rednecks where she comes from??? She's sooooo klassy
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