When dh is away, I tend to get very raunchy. I guess it’s my way of dealing with having to go without.
We have further proof that I've been deprived for way too long.
When a friend wrote and mentioned an acquaintance who couldn't swallow pills, I had this to say:
“If she can’t even get pills down her throat, how’d she ever get a guy to marry her?”
I'm glad my religion doesn't believe in a Hell because if it did, I would SO be going there.
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ROTFLMAS!
So is reality based on our beliefs? Only religions who believe in hell will actually have folks going there? If your religion doesn't believe in hell, then it in fact doesn't exist? I sure would hate to be wrong!
What a GREAT line! May I borrow it?? My friend Jacquetta (see Jacquetta's Other Space) sent me to your blog, saying she thought I'd really like it - I *LOVE* it!
And anonymous: I think G-d would actually have appreciated that. He couldn't have created such amusing things (think platypus) without having one HECK of a sense of humour. But to be on the safe side, if there is a hell, Reiza Mara, I'll see you in the lake of fire with my asbestos underpants and my rubber ducky (you're the one...sorry, Sesame Street moment)!
And a bit late - L'shana tovah and Simchat Torah sameach. And may dh be back by Halloween.
Ixx
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