This just in to your local news: An area woman has been arrested on counts of attempting to sell her children on Ebay and when that auction was pulled, she then acted in a manner which has now lead to new charges of attempted murder.
Said the frazzled mother, "I'm pleading not guilty by reason of insanity. They won't let me sleep DAMN IT. If you had to get by caring for three heathens, with no spouse to help for this long on this little sleep, you'd be freaking nuts too!"
She was then lead away in handcuffs while singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" repeatedly...and in Hebrew.
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And I'm reminded of a more distant relative, walking through her dark house after returning home late, carrying a giant butcher knife, singing "Jesus Loves Me"...
(the blonde aunt, in case you're wondering. Thought the image would give you a giggle, if nothing else)
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