Today, The Boy insisted on taking a naked anatomically correct boy doll out with us. Of course, all of our anatomically correct dolls simply must be naked. It's an unwritten rule.
So The Boy carried his naked penis-laden doll in one hand and a cheese stick in the other.
It was at that point that I made this announcement:
"Honey, please don't rub cheese on the baby (pause) and please don't lick it off."