On super powers

Shhhh. I possess super powers. It's a secret. Don't tell my husband.

I can make stuff disappear.

By "stuff," I mean yummy chocolaty cookies with creamy filling and by "disappear," I mean "eat them."

Willpower is NOT, however, one of my super powers. So I don't like having junk food in the house. Dh, however, enjoys the goodness found in Oreos. On occasion, he'll buy a pack. He thinks he's clever. He puts them up on the top shelf. I'm short, so I can't reach that shelf.

NEWS FLASH: I possess the amazing ability to climb.