This cracked me up. I just had to share with my fine readers.
Guinea Pig Harem
When he read the story, dh asked, "Why did they have 24 females? Do they breed them?" I responded, "If they didn't before, they do now."
I'm a former military wife (the wife part is current, it's only the military part that's former), trying to find out where we fit in the civilian world.