I am miserable. I got something stuck in my eye and it's still there. It burns like crazy. There has been a virtual deluge from my eye, but it's completely in vain (unless the goal was to soak the collar of my shirt). Whatever has wedged itself in my eye is hanging in there.
Nothing is working to get it out. This sucks. If you have any tips at all on how to get this thing out, please let me know.