The lady of the house
- is pregnant and cranky
- owns a chainsaw
- never buys anything from door-to-door salespeople
- is grateful that her husband does all the lawn care.
Do you think it'll keep the solicitors at bay?
I'm kind of annoyed that I'm going all traditional with that last line. The truth is, I started doing the lawn work while dh was deployed years ago and actually liked it, but I haven't done it in a while and I don't see myself doing it until the wee one makes an appearance. So I'll buy into the traditional stereotype if it keeps the morons away.