Sunday, May 11, 2008

Kids say...

Happy Mothers' Day to all the moms, mums, mamans, imas, and mommies out there.

I'm so glad I'm a mother. If I wasn't, I would have had no reason to bust out laughing at Target today.

Dh took TheBoy to the bathroom. We noticed his pants were on backwards after his nap, but we didn't think much of it. Well, dh came out of the bathroom and told me that wasn't nearly the worst of it. Apparently, TheBoy must have dressed himself after his nap because in addition to the Kris Kross inspired style, he used his underwear as a torture device. Both legs were shoved in one hole and his penis was stuck up in the band. Ow.

While in the bathroom, someone in the stall next to them was making disgusting noises while using the facilities. Dh reported that after each bout of noises, TheBoy responded with a loud and shocked, "Woah."

Dh reports that the noises warranted it too.

That was one of those moments when I was so very glad I was a mom. Writer strike? What strike? I never really noticed it because my kids are on all the time. :-)


Katie said...

ROFLMAO. My Dh and I are laughing at this post right now. love that boy.

Robin said...

Ouch! Poor kid. Great story though.