Discussions that are not appropriate around the dinner table

I realize that I am probably the only person who cares, but I'm going to share yet another announcement from my son.

Our routine is that before I leave him in the nursery at the gym, I take him to the bathroom. Today, while sitting on the toilet, he passed gas. He then laughed and said, "Woah." To which he added quite earnestly, "TheBoy not poop. No poop. Passed gas."

Thanks for the announcement, kid.

I cracked up. I may be alone here, but at least I'm laughing in my solitude.

And besides, I'm not completely alone. I have a gassy child on the toilet next to me.