This evening, my husband was trying to sip hot coffee while the children tried desperately to make that not only impossible, but dangerous.
I heard dh say this to Girl2,
"I have a cup of coffee and you have a wand. Do I really want your wand waved over my coffee? NO."
I'm going to be humming, "I've got a hot cup of coffee. You have a wand," to the tune of "Brand New Key."
I apologize, but now I have this stuck in my head and therefore, I must share it with you: