I'm still here. I know I've been scarce and for that I apologize. Lots of chaos occurring at and around Chez Reiza. I still exist, though and I promise I will post something of more substance in the not-too-distant future.
Until then, here's a comment from the husband that struck me as funny.
"I don't believe this dog has to go to the bathroom. I think he just has a good memory and really wants pie."