Saturday, December 19, 2009

Santa is dead.

Dear strangers,

Please do not ask my children if Santa is coming to visit them. If you should violate that first rule, then please, when they answer, "No," to your question, do not insist they must be wrong. When they politely, but firmly, continue to deny that a fat bearded strange man will break into our house, please do not insist that then my wonderful Jewish children must have been very naughty. Otherwise, I may be forced to teach my children to then loudly announce, "No. We haven't been naughty at all. Lying to children, however, is very naughty."

And yes, they would recite that and, knowing my son, recite it loudly.


2 comments:

Phyllis Sommer said...

oh. my. goodness.

this is why i just try to stay home for the next week...

Irim said...

DUDE, WHAT??????????????????? SOME STRANGER DID THAT????????????? WHAT?

YEAH, THEBOY REALLY NEEDS TO SAY THAT AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS... xx