1.... Eat all the chocolate when the kids aren't looking.
2....Save the maltballs 'cause you don't really like them, but when all the other chocolate is gone, eat them too.
3....Let the kids have a few lollipops (suckers to some of you) and Starbursts.
4....Search through the bags again in an attempt to find any hidden chocolate. If you find some, see #1. If not, move along.
5....Pick up the Almond Joy, consider it, then put it back down and decide it's not worth it.
6....Repeat #5 at least two more times.
7....Use the bag of candy as a threat when the kids don't clean up.
8....Let them have some runts and that Hannah Montana candy bracelet.
9....Stash a few lollipops in your purse/diaper bag for a rainy day (or a cranky child).
11...Open every single pack of Starburst in an attempt to find pink (or your particular favorite).
12...Wind up with only 2 pinks (which you eat) and a huge pile of red and yellow Starbursts (which you hate). Build a wall with them. Stack them up to form various farm animals. Then give up and put them back in the bag for the kids.
13...Donate everything else to care packages for our troops overseas and stay far away from the scale for a few days.
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