It's Time to Make the Sushi.

I can't sleep. So what's any normal person to do when insomnia strikes? I don't know what normal people do, but I know I made sushi--at least some of the felt variety.

Remember, one of the things I wanted to make for the big kids this Chanukah is felt sushi. I combined the pattern I mentioned there with Lilly Bean's felt sushi (also linked on that post). I didn't even bother with the avocado the way the tutorial explains it. I just stitched a pile of green scraps together quickly. The whole project was super quick. It's probably the easiest felt food I've made thus far.

In the real world, we usually stick to the vegetable rolls, so I went with green in the middle to mimic any sort of vegetable. If I had a lighter green, I would have added that too. When I make these for friends, I think I'll use a mix of colors for those not bound by kashrut.




That was supposed to be the back, but with the (horribly sloppy) stitching, it looks much more like rice. In the future, I'll sew 2 pieces together on all 4 sides rather than creating a tube and only sewing on 3.

I've been craving sushi from one of my favorite restaurants. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. It's not helping my sushi lust.

At least I have something to show for my insomnia--and that something is faux sushi. :) I do so love my felt sushi. :)

All the Cool Bloggers Are Doing it.

So I see Ima on the Bima (see the Chanukah Countdown on the left) and Robin from Around the Island (see my blogroll) are both doing the Thursday Thirteen. I love the idea and I feel left out. So, here's my first edition of Thursday Thirteen.







Thirteen Job Titles I would love to have
including some I already do

in no particular order

1. Supreme Ruler of the Universe

2. Actress

3. Photographer

4. Rabbi

5. Singer/Songwriter

6. Instant and Effortless Calmer of Screaming Children

7. Super Hero

8. Artist

9. Anything that gives me a price break at Starbucks

10. Midwife

11. Mother

12. Researcher

13. Mermaid (not really, but it's what Girl1 just suggested & I'm out of ideas)





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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

Ima on (and off) the Bima posted this great link: Make-Stuff

Want some ideas on how to recycle a particular item? Head over there.

Oh the joys of parenthood!

I'm still laughing over this one.

The Cell Reception Is Atrocious
Frustrated mom: For the love of G-d, stop crying! If you don't stop, I'm going to shove you back in my uterus, close my legs, and never let you out!
Crying little boy: No! I don't like it in there!

San Francisco, California

via Overheard Everywhere, Nov 29, 2007

Quotation day after Wednesday

I realized late last night that I hadn't posted anything for Quotation Wednesday, so here's an entry a day late.

First, a funny:

You Going Somewhere with This, Prof?
Professor: Who can tell me the difference between a birch tree and a beech tree?
Student: A beech tree's got lighter bark.
Professor: But otherwise there's no difference?
Student: I dunno 'bout the leaves or anything, but when you buy furniture from IKEA, beech wood's always lighter.
Professor: But could you identify a birch tree from a beech tree if you saw one on campus?
Student: If I cut it down, maybe.
Overheard by:

via Overheard Everywhere, Nov 23, 2007

And now for the more serious couresty of The Quotable Jewish Woman:

"For, of course, the natural childbirth-breastfeeding movement Margaret Mead helped to inspire was not at all a return to primitive earth-mother maternity. It appealed to the independant, educated, spirited...woman...because it enabled her to experience childbirth not as a mindless female animal, an object manipulated by the obstetrician, but as a whole person, able to control her own body with her aware mind." Betty Friedan, The Feminine Mystique

"I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful." Marilyn Monroe

"But suppose we viewed life not as using up our own limited supply but as the accumulation of moments--moments like treasures." Rabbi Shira Milgrom in Four Centuries, 1992

The best gift ever

The fine folks and PBN and more people I've never heard of at Excitations (where they have lots of gifts I will never get) are asking about memorable gifts. I have a few.

1. Just before I got married, my parents gave me my grandmother's hope chest. It had lived in my parents' basement for years and was filled with pictures, cards, and scrapbooks from my grandmother (I'm named after her, but she died long before I was born). Through her collection, I saw relatives I had never seen before. I found my father's old report cards. I read cards with sweet little notes that my grandfather gave her.

2. On my very first Mothers' Day, the NICU nurses wrote up a poem about mothers and stamped each girls' foot on one. The poems were displayed on top of their incubators when we came in to see them. I cried.

3. The digital SLR camera dh gave me the day I had TheBoy. It was just before Chanukah. Not too long after my water broke (or my waters released for my fellow hynobirthers), dh gave me the camera. I got my son and an awesome camera. Cool deal! To this day, that camera is probably my favorite gift dh has ever given me. I use it all the freaking time. LOVE it.

4. I loved the gifts the girls picked out last Chanukah. It was so neat to see the thought process and so sweet that they insisted on getting a gift for TheBoy as well.

5. Maybe it didn't come complete with a bow, but I consider this to have been a gift which I was thrilled to get.

I could keep writing about this topic forever, but I'll spare you. Although, I can't promise that I won't post in the future about the worst gifts.

Chanukah: The countdown has begun.

Chanukah is one week away. Yippee!

It's a minor holiday, but I like Chanukah. There's so much meaning behind lighting those candles. It was the promise of sharing those candles with my children that first started my journey towards more traditional Judaism.

We didn't always keep kosher. We didn't always celebrate Shabbat. We never said Motzi before meals. While we have always had a mezzuzah, it didn't always have meaning. It was more of a decoration. We never acknowledged it on our comings or goings. Aside from the copy of the Tanakh and the anchient copy of Gates of Repentance dh got for his bar mitzvah, we had no Jewish books.

Then, on one occasion, I saw someone light Shabbat candles and it suddenly occurred to me that, while our children had every right to kindle those flames, they wouldn't if we continued as we were then. Dh's grandmother had gone through so much to escape Nazi Germany, yet none of her grandchildren were raising Jewish children. She lit the Shabbat candles and Chanukah candles in Germany even when doing so threatened their lives. Yet, her struggles were in vain because none of us planned on raising Jewish kids much less observant ones. Our children had a right to those candles just as Bubbe did. That connection already existed in their blood. Who were we to deny them that? What right did we have to extinguish that flame?

That inspired me to look deeper into Judaism. The more I searched, the more my reasons for considering myself a secular Jew simply fell away. Most of what I read resonated with me--with my sense of ethics, with my morals, with my belief in G-d. Judaism gives me the freedom to wrestle with those few issues that I don't understand or with which I can't agree. I love that freedom to search and that expectation to understand.

My kids have never known life without those candles. We light candles with them for Shabbat. We light the candles on our big silver menorah for Chanukah. And last year, for the first time, they lit the candles on their own ones that they made themselves in Sunday school.

In Judaism, Chanukah is a minor holiday, but for me, it is far more important.

So is this completely inappropriate?

I sing to my kids all the time. There's a wide range of songs that I use for that purpose. One, though, is the Doors' "People Are Strange."

Is that bad? The songs we traditionally sing to kids often contain far worse things. We sing about babies falling out of trees, elderly men who are unconscious and possibly dead, and killing mice. So what's wrong with singing about being a tad bit eccentric?

Your bit o' wisdom for the day

Crib Chick said it and I agree.

Plus that comment made me laugh.

When you combine wit and wisdom, you get a gem that simply must be shared.

English MajorYou do the math.

I apologize to the bloggers to whom I link. I edited out the word "The" if it was at the beginning of the titles. I have Blogger set to put the links in alphabetical order, but it was filing blogs by "The," and that's one of my huge pet peeves.

If you were wondering why your title isn't quite right, now you know and knowing is, after all, half the battle. :-)

Anyone wanna send me free stuff?

I'm entering all sorts of holiday contests, but have yet to win a single one. Pardon me while I sigh.

So, does anyone want to send me free stuff? Please. Pretty pretty please.

I wanna feel loved (or at least lucky).

I also want new handbags and strange gadgets.

So many stupid people. So few comets.

Why do we place more value on Barbie* than on books?

In the past, we had an Amazon wish list for the kids for the holidays. That way, when the family asked for gift ideas, it was right there to make it easier on them. One year, my MIL ordered some things and told us, "There weren't many options. I wanted to get them something they really wanted, not any of that school stuff." :-o

I went back and looked at the list and there were actually very few school books on there (2 or 3 on homeschooling/the Jewish classroom for me). There were some that weren't fiction and a few language CDs, but that was it.

How does this make any sense? Educational things are bad? Then why are so many people jumping at the chance to buy Leap Pads and those V-tech educational video game systems? Is educational only considered a happy adjective if the item in question blinks and beeps and make ridiculously obnoxious noises? Why are school-related books bad? Our girls love school. They're out there right now doing some workbooks because they begged to do them. It's not uncommon for them to announce, "Let's do school." Their current favorite books are one about dead fairies, a few about dinosaurs and one about mummies.

I just can't understand why someone would rather buy lots of plastic crap that will be destroyed (or will be used to destroy other things) in a few weeks. Dh and I both adore books. We're forever reading. My MIL has always been proud that dh learned to read early. So why not do everything you can to give that gift to your grandchildren? Education is HUGELY important to both of us. Why would you give them a Polly Pocket who will be naked and headless in a month when you could give them a book that could stay with them for the rest of their lives?

Looking at the kids' wishlist this year, there are lots of educational toys on there. My mother called to tell me she bought bunches of things from their wishlist. While one is educational, all the others are frivolous things. The toys that my kids really want, but many consider "school things" remain largely untouched.

*FTR, I can't stand Barbie dolls and we don't have any. I just used her as an example.

Leah reminded me.

Leah left a comment with some ideas and she reminded me that I wanted to share some more ideas.

For TheBoy, I'm going to use some of my extensive collection of craft foam and make him letters and numbers that he can take in the tub (they stick to the tile when wet).

Leah also mentioned writing a book and that reminded me that one thing I'm going to do is make coloring books out of photographs. If you have Photoshop, then you have the necessary filters. If not, you can upload your pictures to this site, run the filter, and save the end result.

Now I'm off to get back to work on the bigger kids' Hebrew name bracelets that I'm making. I'll take pictures of those tomorrow, too.

Totoro? Then again, maybe not.

I saw on the Flickr group that someone had used the Wee Wonderfuls Bunny pattern to make Totoro bunnies.

If you have looked at my profile, you have seen that My Neighbor Totoro is one of my favorite movies. I've loved it for years. Dh got me my very own copy (VHS, we're kickin' it old school) a long time ago. So I thought that was a fabulous idea for the bunnies. I wanted to do the same. Mind you, I've pointed out before that I can do the simplest of hand stitching and that's it.

Well, I first attempted it earlier in the week. Genius me got distracted and instead of connecting the 3 panels, I attached 2 panels front and back. It wasn't what I was planning, but it was okay. Yesterday, I used the same Dollar Tree blue blanket along with 2 panels of a light blue print that I bought about 5 years ago, but never used (found during my Thanksgiving cleaning fest).

When I was done, I hated the face with a passion. I couldn't sleep last night because I was so upset about the face. So, this morning, I stitched on a new piece over his face and did all the work I was trying to avoid in the first place. He's not bad, but still not exactly what I was hoping for. I think I'm going to add a leaf to his head (disclaimer, I have no clue who those people are. I just came across that photo through Google and loved it). Maybe then he'll look more Totoro-like. We shall see.

Now TheBoy has 2 Totoros waiting for him this Chanukah.

Just a random FYI, I also love this face and plan to use it for inspiration as soon as I find my favorite grey super-soft felt that I saved from an old skirt, but which has since gone missing.

I have pictures of my latest creations, but I don't have the energy to upload them just yet. I'll do that tomorrow so that you can all tell me how very much my animals don't look anything like Totoros.

Bunny Totoro
Originally uploaded by ReizaRose

Front of the funky-faced Totoro
Originally uploaded by ReizaRose

I am thankful for...

junk.

I went on a bit of a cleaning tear earlier today. I emptied cleared off the top of my grandmother's hope chest and replaced the stupid stuff inside with sentimental things that have been cluttering this place. In the process, I found all sorts of stuff that I haven't used in their current state, but I can use now for holiday scrapping.

WTG me!

FTR, last night, I made three felt sugar cookies (completely by hand) topped with super cute faces and sprinkles. I think I also figured out a way to make the cupcake I made the other night (which appears to have special needs) look a little more cupcake-like and a little less like a special ed phallic symbol. We shall see, though. I'll post the end results after the kids go to bed.

There's a huge long list of things I'm thankful for, but that's on the top of my list right now.

How about you? Regardless of whether or not you're in/from the States, feel free to share with the class. We want to know what you're thankful for. I think I'll post a big long complete list this evening.

For those who celebrate, I hope your Thanksgiving finds you content. For those who don't celebrate, happy Thursday, although, depending on which part of the world in which you reside, it may already be Friday. So in that case, Happy Friday.

Bloggers against robots

I just had a little giggle. I posted a comment and had one of those blasted "Type in all of these letters/numbers that are so freaking close together that you really can't figure it out and will need to try 7 or 8 times before we accept your pitiful response" verifications.

I thought this explanation was hysterical:

This test is used to prevent automated robots from posting comments.

Poor robots! No comments for you. No one cares what you think about our human problems. Robots get no voice in the Blogosphere.

You can protect our stupid kids from harm (over and over again) and you can do our housecleaning, but you cannot, under any circumstances, comment on our blogs.

Unless, of course, you can figure out those damn strings of letters/numbers. I sure as hell can't. If you can beat us at chess, then you can probably repeat letters/numbers.

Lazy days and WEDNESDAYS

So I was about to title this post when I remembered I posted 2 entries for Quotation Wednesday yesterday. Since today is not yet Thanksgiving, it must be Wednesday. That, however, means that yesterday was Tuesday (aka NOT Wednesday).

Sorry, folks. I screwed that up.

Today (WEDNESDAY) has been a lovely lazy day. I'm still in jammies. The bigger kids have picked out their own outfits (which don't match at all and are horrible in the cold weather, but we're staying in today and it makes them so very happy, so who cares?). The boy is down for his nap (2 hours late, but that's because he woke up at 11:30--3 hours later than usual). I'm letting the bigger kids watch a little PBS Kids before we make cards based on a turkey craft I saw at Halfway Hip.

It's just a nice lazy day (Wednesday to be exact). And I really like it.

Another one for quotation Wednesday

The Bitch Kept Inking Us
Chick: So, are you still trying to work out how to put a G-string on an octopus?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/168856.html

via Overheard Everywhere, Nov 20, 2007

The happiest place on earth? Then again, maybe not (sorry, Katie).

It is quotation Wednesday, after all.

Through Halfway Hip, I found my way to Overheard Everywhere. I used to read the NYC one, but I didn't know there was one open to the whole world. I love it.

This one made me giggle:

Disneyland Really Is More for the Kids
Mid-50s man: Is this another parade, Barbara?
Wife: Yeah.
Mid-50s man: Aw, shit.

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

via Overheard Everywhere, Nov 19, 2007

The easiest gift ever

A few years back, I had an awful time finding scarves for my girls. I was only able to find the neck-warming goodness available in sets with gloves and/or hats. We already had the head and hand coverings covered, so that was unnecessary. Plus, I just didn't like the scarves I saw in stores. I don't knit or crochet, so that was out.

I do, however, own a pair of scissors and a baby blanket. We had this gorgeous blanket that we got as a shower gift. It's a fleece type flowered small blanket. It's pink with flowers and very very soft. My kids had long since outgrown it, but we still had it hanging around. So I held my breath and cut it into long strips. Since it was baby-sized, it was perfect for my then toddlers. They cost us nothing. We recycled. And in my oh so humble opinion, those scarves were far cuter than anything I could find in the stores.

While at Target today, I came across these animal blankets in the $2.50 area of the Dollar Section. It's a nice big square of fabric with fringed edges. It's some sort of faux fleece. I found it in red stripe (think candy cane), pink with black paw prints and blue with snow flakes. I went with the blue and cut 4 strips--3 scarves for the kids and one extra for when someone loses his/hers (yes, when, not if). I still have half left to use to make softies.

I got to thinking that we could easily make some scarves as party favors for a winter party. I don't know that we will, but hey, we could and it would be CHEAP. True, they're too small for adults or bigger kids, but they're still super cute for the younger crowd (they'd probably be good until 9 or 10 depending on how big the child is). You don't have to be able to sew. You don't have to know what on earth you're doing with knitting needles. The only skill one must posses is the ability to use scissors. So, basically, as long as you graduated from the first grade, you're good to go.


From baby blanket to super-cute toddler-sized scarf:



Here's the current view of the coat hooks inside the closet door. That's where our brand new scarves have taken to hanging out:



I passed the old scarves on to the kids to use for dress-up. They pretended the scarves were bandages. Girl1 accidentally called them "Cabbages" at one point which amused me to no end. She has decided she much prefers that word and will now call all bandages, "Cabbages." Yes, she did make that proclamation. Although, I think the old scarves/bandages/cabbages will probably get thrown into the next load of wash and then miraculously turn up again reincarnated as softies for Chanukah.